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This Week’s PurplePuter 3000™ Random Song Pick:
- Song: Jessica’s Bra
- Album: SPLAT!
- Year: 2026
- Lineup: Mark 8
- Originally Covered on Episode 378 – Deep Purple – SPLAT! (Part 2).
Lyrics:
http://www.deep-purple.net/lyrics/lyrics.htm

Jessica’s Bra
(Airey, Gillan, Glover, McBride, Paice)
Welcome to the hallowed inner circles O’ Jessica’s bra
Since you’re askin’ that’s a typo on a sign above the bar
Big Mary is a wrestlin’ with her conscience and a toe
She’s a champion at both, a flick of her hips and over you go
There’s a fella in the corner sippin’ water through a straw
We’ll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure
It’s somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life
A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife
Nelson’s falling over whilst he’s lying down
We all respect his talent so we’ll leave him there for now
And the fella in the corner sippin’ water through a straw
He’s completely motionless, what the hell’s he waiting for
Mr. Bland’s an issue solver from the ministry of grey
Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day
We’re helping with the gravity, make sure it never fails
With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of tumbling ale
A tweedy bird from Berkshire is looking for some rough
She sidles up to Baily who is more than rough enough
And now the vicar’s daughter doing hand-stands up the wall
The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall
And if you want to know what happened to the funny little fella
He’s being educated at a session in the cellar
And if you’re still a’wondrin’ where on Earth you are
Tell your friends you’re having the time of your life . . . in Jessica’s Bra
In Jessica’s Bra
Ian Gillan’s Wordography:
https://www.gillan.com/wordography-dex.html
https://www.gillan.com/wordography-115.html
115 Jessica’s Bra
From the Deep Purple album Splat!
(Airey, Gillan, Glover, McBride, Paice)
Jessica’s – is a Bawdy Bar wherein resides the salt of the earth. I noticed a typo when reviewing the first sketch of the story. And that gave me the set-up, the first two lines. Rather like ‘The Rider’, I could have written twenty verses for this song as I’ve spent most of my life in such great company and places…it’s all true guv’.
Not available at Ian Gillan’s Wordography page.
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